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Will Ushutup is a skinny pink pop star from planet Tonedef with a jutting lower jaw, upturned nose, and two eyes on stalks. He like being adored by billions and dislikes Krum beans, which give him gas. If he wins the Pop Alien Idol Contest he claims he will “work every galasecond of every galaminute of every galahour of every galaday of every galaweek of every galamonth of every galayear. Honest.” His message to fans is “Oh go on, vote for me, please, please. I’ll be your best friend.”

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