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Steven Milhouse Dallas was an Earthling defense lawyer from planet Earth. He was a self-centered, misogynistic slob until he was abducted by Zortians and forced to undergo Gephardtization, reversing his personality. Now a vegan feminist progressive, he stopped wearing his sunglasses, quit smoking, and got a perm to look like Alan Alda. This lasted about a year until the stress of finding out that his girlfriend Gladys was cheating on him with the bassist for "Guns 'N' Roses" and Opus had been using his toothbrush to comb his nose hair drove him to revert to his former personality.

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