Slick Bonezillion was the craftier of the two Bonezillion brothers. While Buck endured a poor childhood, Slick ran away and gained a fortune by conning people. He later joined his brother’s Interplanetary Shopping Network and started selling cheap junk for high prices, until Buck convinced him to stop (mostly). He was the first to notice Clark speaking, and tried to make a video of it for future commercials.

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