Sargon was the leader of a band of fat space pirates from planet Spiegel. He decided which world for them to invade, and then they would float down in plaid spacejackets and eat all the junk food on the planet. When it was all gone they would enslave the local population to produce more. Their devastating invasion of planet Earth was interrupted when Sargon ordered them to go after a giant potato pancake launched in the vicinity of planet Ziegler.
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