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A well mannered vampire, Pyotr functions as the designated driver at Callahan's Place. This native of Romania immigrated to America as an adult and soon acquired what appeared to be the ideal job in a blood bank. Unfortunately, however, since most of the donors were alcoholics and/or addicts, Pyotr quickly developed addictions to both. Mike Callahan helped him overcome his drug problem, but Pyotr now maintains his alcohol addiction by "eliminating" the alcohol from those Callahan's patrons he drives home. His hang-over cure is widely applauded.

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