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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in">[[File:Mortonbargandfore.jpg|thumb|296px]]Morton U. Bargandfore is a silver-tongued salesman and a member of the [[Villains' International League of Evil]]. His favorite author is [[Herbert George "H.G." Wells|H.G. Wells]], his favorite [[astronomer]] is [[Galileo Galilei]], and his favorite food is Earth cuisine. A strict vegitationist, Mort is especially fond of trees. He enjoys munching on a nice, four-foot-thick Douglas Fir for dinner, then scarfing down a baby Spruce sapling for dessert.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in">Wanted posters throughout the [[Sol System|Sol system]] display Mort's likeness – handsome as the day is long with a personal magnetism to match. Formerly a televangelist and then an ad executive, Mort has fraudulently sweet-talked beings from numerous heavenly bodies into giving up hard-earned money in exchange for dreck like [[moon]] rocks, out-of-orbit [[Satellite|satellites]], and first-generation computers. He once even sold a used lunar landing module to a [[Venutian]] – and [[Venus]] has no moons. Let the buyer beware.</p>
 
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Latest revision as of 01:52, 31 October 2012

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Morton U. Bargandfore is a silver-tongued salesman and a member of the Villains' International League of Evil. His favorite author is H.G. Wells, his favorite astronomer is Galileo Galilei, and his favorite food is Earth cuisine. A strict vegitationist, Mort is especially fond of trees. He enjoys munching on a nice, four-foot-thick Douglas Fir for dinner, then scarfing down a baby Spruce sapling for dessert.

Wanted posters throughout the Sol system display Mort's likeness – handsome as the day is long with a personal magnetism to match. Formerly a televangelist and then an ad executive, Mort has fraudulently sweet-talked beings from numerous heavenly bodies into giving up hard-earned money in exchange for dreck like moon rocks, out-of-orbit satellites, and first-generation computers. He once even sold a used lunar landing module to a Venutian – and Venus has no moons. Let the buyer beware.