"Globbering" is the noise made by a live, swamp-dwelling Mattress that is deeply moved by a story of personal tragedy. According to The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever, it is also the noise made by the Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop on discovering that he had forgotten his wife’s birthday for the second year running. Since there was only ever one Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop and he never married, the word is used only in a negative or speculative sense.
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