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The Galactic Protein Corporation was a company that planned to open a chain of fast-food restaurants with Humans as the main staple. To accomplish this end it attempted a merger with Path-E-Tech on planet Earth, hoping to kidnap its employees. Its admiral B'tang-B'tang was tasked with arranging this. The merger fell through for unknown reasons but the corporation later succeeded in opening a chain called McZargald's anyway, although for the most part they were unable to serve authentic Earthlingburgers.

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