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Dipsonians are creatures from Dipso I closely resembling bones, larger than Dog bones but smaller than Dinosaur bones. Standing on two nubby feet but lacking arms, they are about two feet tall. Two tiny black eyes near the top of their slender bodies, with a black button mouth below the eyes. The rest is cream-colored and smooth as bone. Most of them speak French.

The arrogant Dipsonian ambassador to the Galactic Academy was seized, chewed on, slobbered on, and buried by a Dog named Froo-Froo whose parents were killed by Dipsonians. Dipso I declared war on Earth, but they surrendered when Froo-Froo summoned thousands of Dogs and chased the Dipsonian Army away.

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