The Bovine Liberation Organization was a militant terrorist coalition dedicated to the abolition of Cattle enslavement by Human oppressors.  Its commander-in-chief was Saddam Holstein, and a warrior who died in its service was considered to be a holy cow.

The BLO takes credit for pressuring the powers-that-be into creating a breed of cattle that actually wants to be eaten, known as the Ameglian Major Cow.  The powers-that-be deny this and insist that they had the Cattle's best interests at heart all along, but do admit that a wish to not get blown up confirmed the rightness of their decision.

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