Bob the Burglar

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Bob the Burglar is a Blastazoid construction worker turned robber/pop star. He discovered his musical talent when, during a theft from the site where he worked, a twenty-ton crane fell on his toe. Bob was immediately arrested but was released on bail by Fony Records so he could become a star. He immediately became famous for his first smash hit, "Can We Steal It?" Since then authorities and even victims have turned a blind eye to his criminal activities because he's a celebrity.