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Bath Avoider is a dark user of the Schwartz who murdered Fluke Skysquawker’s parents Arkan and Shmappé and is second-in-command of the Bydo Empire. He wears a dark suit of armor and a black helmet to keep him from being cleaned, even by accident, and to filter out the resulting smell. The former, however, doesn’t work properly, and his heavy breathing always scares the space spit out of people.

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