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This article is about the profession. For a list of bartenders, see Category: Bartenders.  For a list of places to meet bartenders, see Category: Places to Get Drunk.

A bartender is one who tends bars, serving drinks and hopefully keeping the riffraff under control. Bartending for multiple species is serious business, as varying physiologies mean that one race's sublime nectar is another's poison. Most bartenders solve this problem by serving only name brand drinks that everyone knows about or bland watered-down drinks to all but the regular customers.

Here's some useful advice: never challenge a bartender on a Federation starship to a game of "I bet you don't know how to make a leg spreader surprise". He'll have you unconscious before you can say "lyz bett uyz dontt gnaw hoooow tooooo mak er..." You have been warned.