The Azgoths of Kria was a small poem-loving group from planet Kria who wrote the second worst poetry in the entire universe. Their Poet Master was Grunthos the Flatulent. After his untimely but largely unlamented death, they became a nomadic tribe of hitchhikers who recited their poetry for unsuspecting victims.

Someone tried to recite Grunthos’ twelve-book epic entitled “My Favorite Bathtime Gurgles” to honor the late and unlamented fellow, but was later found dead with his large intestine wrapped around his brain.

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