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This obnoxious traveling salesman employs annoying high pressure sales tactics on unsuspecting beings throughout space. The fact that he is an expert hypnotist is a plus in his business. Outlandishly dressed in (among other items) a pajama top, lederhosen, a propeller beanie and curly-toed shoes with bells, Al Phee cuts an unforgettable profile, although his attire does nothing for his chubby physique. A good soul at heart, Al Phee tries the patience of everyone he meets by pushing every pun, con and stunt to the absolute limit. He was once arrested by Josie Bauer for trying to sell fake "alien jewels".

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